Archive for November, 2008

Nov 10 2008

The Masque of the Red Rash

Published by Dougal under Art, Friends

I can’t imagine the pain actors must go through when they’re being layered in latex for 5 hours before shooting for things like Lord of the Rings. Especially if, like John Rhys Davies, you learn that you’re allergic to the make-up that you have to wear every day of filming.

My own face is layered in paper and glue at the moment, in a hopeful attempt to have a beautiful, original, exciting mask for a Masquerade Ball, chez Nick. There is still peeling to come, and then the artistry begins. But what kind of mask and, therefore, what to wear on the rest of me? As much as I’d like to go for a very traditional masquerade ball attire, that’s not so easy to knock up from the stuff we have to hand.

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Nov 09 2008

Accidentally enabling options in Mac OS X

Published by Dougal under Computing, Family

Today I fixed my parents’ computer (Mac Mini) after receiving many obscure and unhelpful complaints that it wasn’t working properly. I was really dubious that there was going to be something wrong with the monitor, because the problem only manifested with my father’s login.

It turns out he’d managed to — somehow — turn the screen contrast up from Normal to Maximum. (Those playing along at home can look in System Preferences then Universal Access for the relevant setting.) This renders much of the text invisible, and what’s left wispy and hard to read. I really don’t know what this option was supposed to accomplish, given that it’s presumably meant as a accessibility feature.

I also don’t know how it was accidentally enabled. The effect is very obvious, so I don’t know how it could be turned on without it being very obvious what happened. The hotkey (why the hell does this thing need a hotkey?!) is Ctrl-Alt-Cmd-. to increase contrast and Ctrl-Alt-Cmd-, to decrease it. It’s conceivable that the hotkey could be leaned on, but I tried it on Helen’s machine and it doesn’t seem possible to enable it without going in to the System Preferences first.

The conclusion was happy — I disabled the stupid option so reading email and watching iPlayer is now unimpeded. But how it happened in the first place is completely beyond me.

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Nov 08 2008

Getting closer to the end point

Published by Dougal under Food

At the weekend we got another smattering of recipes knocked off the challenge list. In fact, I don’t know if we’d mentioned this at any point, but we have recently completed three chapters. Other chapters are nearing that final moment. Workday Winners has only one recipe to go. If you want a fairly accurate picture of where things stand, I maintain a list of pending recipes which is basically the same as Helen’s challenge page but with all the completed recipes removed.

The plan as I currently understand it is to get everything not in the Christmas chapter (Holiday Snaps) finished by the start of December. This means November will probably be more hectic than December, but maybe it pays to get the headless chicken impressions done early. Otherwise I fear we’ll end up with a Hogmanay Miscellaneous Foods Party, which I’m sure would be very enjoyable but a bit strange. Not the high point we want to go out on.

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Nov 07 2008

‘Matter’ by Iain M Banks

Published by Dougal under Books, Reviews

Matter is quite a meaty book, and not the kind of thing I recommend you take to work if you want to fit your lunch in your bag at the same time. Despite these warnings, I did end up taking it to work and reading it at lunchtime because I was hooked. At least I had the good sense to wait for the paperback edition.

It’s a Culture novel. If you’re not an Iain M Banks reader, The Culture is a far-future society which he describes in a number of his novels. It generally exists as the society without iniquity. The money-free, egalitarian society from Star Trek seems conservative by comparison.

The general point of the Culture (apart from being unquestioningly awesome and making you want to live there right damn now) is having some infinitely nice society which still has to make really awkward decisions and make terrible sacrifices, despite their best intentions. It’s the proper opposite of all those dystopian futures that scifi writers are adept at dreaming up — from Philip K Dick, William Gibson and so on.

The story starts in a primitive world within our own galaxy. They are living in something like a late-medieval society, with royal courts and chivalric noblemen. This society exists in a shell world, a series of Dyson spheres stacked inside each other, the planetary equivalent of a matryoshka doll.

This book sits somewhere between Inversions and Excession with regard to viewpoint. The former had an almost imperceptible Culture reference, which you could easily miss or mistake for something else. The latter is a full-on Culture nerd-fest, with huge sections of the book being faster-than-light conspiring of super-intelligent artificial intelligences. In Matter we start off deep inside the primitive culture where all the action is centred, pulling slowly out to reveal the actions of the “peasants” in the wider context of galactic politics.

The whole book is essentially about layers. Political layers in the primitive society — heirs to the throne, court favourites, noblemen and peasants; physical layers in the shellworld, and control over movement between them; and further political layers as each society attempts to control, nurture or destroy the ones beneath it.

The science fiction aspect is the most pronounced I’ve seen since Consider Phlebas. He’s really trying hard to make this as unfilmable and gadget-filled as possible. In that respect it would probably put off some first-time readers. It would help to have read previous books and followed the technological progression of the Culture. (The books of the Culture are released in chronological order, though not in real time. The events of Look to Windward take place a millennium after Consider Phlebas.)

As I mentioned earlier, it’s enjoyable though certainly not his best. I certainly wouldn’t suggest it as an introduction to Iain M Banks or the Culture. In fact, I’m not sure what I would recommend, though starting at the beginning obviously won’t hurt.

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Nov 06 2008

Today is a good day to bake

Published by Dougal under Food

In short, this evening has been an excellent evening for breadmaking. I am very pleased with what I produced today. Some notes:

  • Rolling dough is a mug’s game. Don’t try to make perfect cylinders by rolling. Fold the dough onto itself lengthways repeatedly to get the length you need. This gives a much more even result. (You can still roll to smooth things out, but don’t try to apply pressure to make your dough longer. The dough will resist.)
  • Loading an uncooked, unsupported loaf onto a tray/peel and then sliding it off that into the oven… sounds dangerous and a great way of turning your carefully sculptured dough into a pile of mush. But it really does work. The trick is the light dusting of semolina on your peel before loading on the dough. Then it slides beautifully.
  • Quick slashes, slow slashes. Doesn’t seem to make much of a difference as long as you don’t make a mess of the dough when you do it.

Four baguettes

  • Using a little water sprayer seems to work (£1.50 from the shop across the road). But you can never have enough steam, I think.
  • Cooking hot is good. Especially if you’re opening the oven wide to load and spray the insides. I tend to forget about reducing the temperature once the oven’s been preheated and it hasn’t really harmed my breads.
  • Get a large enough container to put them in, otherwise you’ll feel like a right doofus. Or eager mouths to feed, of course.

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